So I went on this stupid game show, right? All the questions were about energy pills and energy diet pills and Hanna Montana. I got so angry I roundhouse kicked the host right in his stupid bleached teeth and told him that I would love an energy weight loss diet pill. He told me that was the correct answer and I won, but I know he was just saying it so I wouldn’t fart in his mouth. Really, he was in the perfect position for me to do it and everything. I left the set and then slammed down 235 of the best energy pills and really thought my skin was made out of ephedra weight loss. True story.
Archive for December, 2008
I’ll Take Energy Pills for $200, Alex
Saturday, December 27th, 2008I’ll Have the Energy Pill, Please
Saturday, December 27th, 2008Have you ever gone to a nice restaurant and ordered an energy pill? I have, I ordered a nice salad with a side of the best energy pills. You know what they did? They bent me over their knee and spanked my bare bottom in front of everyone! Jessica Alba was there too, it was so embarrassing! During my spanking, I crammed the best diet pills and a weight loss energy pill into my nostrils. Then Macho Man Randy Savage burst through the wall and body slammed whoever was spanking me and then he downed 42,298 energy diet pills and told me to stay in school.
Best Energy Pills Jamboree
Saturday, December 27th, 2008That’s how you spell it, right? Anyways, I always buy the best energy pills. If I don’t get the best energy diet pills I throw a fit the way a 5 year old would, and I’m 36. Take THAT, society! I eat one energy diet pill a day, no wait, I eat 293 energy diet pills a day! It gets expensive, that’s why I steal my diet and energy pills. It’s my hot body, I do what I want!
Best Energy Pill Mania!
Saturday, December 27th, 2008I have talked about my dog many times, but he just absolutely loves energy pills and shoving the best energy pill down his doggy throat. Energy diet pills, mail men, and the best energy pills are usually what I find in his stool when I dig around good enough. Yep, mail men and energy pills is what my dog loves.