So I went on this stupid game show, right? All the questions were about energy pills and energy diet pills and Hanna Montana. I got so angry I roundhouse kicked the host right in his stupid bleached teeth and told him that I would love an energy weight loss diet pill. He told me that was the correct answer and I won, but I know he was just saying it so I wouldn’t fart in his mouth. Really, he was in the perfect position for me to do it and everything. I left the set and then slammed down 235 of the best energy pills and really thought my skin was made out of ephedra weight loss. True story.